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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Off To My First Blowjob

Like a typical post-SPM student waiting for his/her result, i work. Not work out, but get a job and start earning my own pocket money. Dad gave me my last allowance as a student and i would have to earn my own pocket money for year 2010.

Sounds like 2012 to me.


After a few days of job hunt with Isaac, we made a few application in some franchise restaurants, namely...

Kentucky Fried Chicken


Pizza Junction, Jalan Song


and Magic Bites ( the following image is what i found when i googled image Magic Bites, actually Magic Bite is not a novel )


Magic Bites called me, but i gong gong didn't answer. Then KFC hired me and Isaac for RM2.50 per hour. It's kinda low for hard work but, you know lah, who else wanna hire two kids with NO working experience?

My job at KFC includes, erm, lets put it this way, i do EVERYTHING except schedule planning, cooking, cashier work, and backing up stocks. Briefly, i clean up tables, arrange chairs and tables, wash dishes 2-3 times a day, get bad stares from customers, try to sell KFC Fun Zone tickets i sold one and my collaeges are like "WOW!", boy, i'm good, change ketchup bottles, pass orders, punch my card, finish their drinks, open the door for customers, mop the floor, sweep the floor, mop the floor again, wipe the window, eat a piece of chicken per 6 hours of work and everything else that the manager wants you to do.

By the way, did i mentioned that one of my manager is a Kleinfelter case? hehe, he is, near this.


Through out my two days of torturing work, i observed behaviors of different types of customers.

Clearly, there are types of customers, i would name them as following...

1. She-is-damn-healthy-yeah-right-i-can-tell-you-choose-your-cloth-from-the-children-section customer

These kinds of customers are usually Ah Lians, but their English are better than Singaporean Ah Lians. They peel off the chicken skin before eating the chicken. Their boyfriend makes sure you don't stare a t them while they do this. So, these lAo gOngzz give you a bloodshot stare all the time.

2. Hey-look-there's-a-sink/toiet-i-can-use-to-save-20sen customer

I open the door for them with a big smile and saying "Hello welcome to KFC!" then they malu-malu walk to the sink/toilet after they use they walk back to the streets without saying anything.

3. Can-be-in-KFC-very-high-class-oh customer

They bring a whole gang of people(6-12) but only half of them order and they only order small items or drinks. I don't blame them la since i use to do that too LOL.

4. Mr-i-can't-read-time customer

They come in although its already closing hour and eat slow slow sambil talk about DotA.

5. i-can't-lah-tomorrow-not-in-kuching customer

Aiyoh, i try to sell u the tickets, you can't go/don't want go, tell lah. Don't say "sorry ah i won't be in Kuching tomorrow." Maybe it's true but what i care?

6. Hehehe-the-ketchup-is-free customer

They let their kids play with the ketchup and even let them pour them on the tray. Damn.

I wanna go bath liao. I think my blog will be less frequently updated. But nevermind lah, since Sylvia is promoting my blog for me. Less updated traffic still maintains.

Bye!

Monday, December 14, 2009

What If he is a blogger?

I was thinking, what if "insert name here" is a blogger, what would the blog be about?

Let me show you a few example...

1. If Alex is a blogger, he would blog about endangered animals. For example, PANDAs. Like this one.

Believe me, the photo was taken in a wildlife centre.

2. If Tzun Ming is a blogger, he would blog whole day bout Taib Mahmud and Anwar Ibrahim...
About how "he" extended his arse.... lalalalal...


Got this from http://sloone.wordpress.com/
And Kennysia.com

3. If Ong is a blogger, he would blog about DotA and how he kill everyone in the match with no items. Coz he use map hack.

4. If Gordon is a blogger, he would talk about rasicm and how to be a communist! He would also scold all Lakia. Also, he would do freaky breakdance moves that even Hong 10 and Physicx cant do, like this...

5. If Lai is a blogger, he would blog bout , who would that be? *no offense*

6. If JWC, if JWC is a blogger, he would blog about his buffness and photography skills, both on the same time. Like this...

HEHE, girls stop getting horny!

6. If Isaac is a blogger, he would blog about NARUTO~!!! Damn i'm a genius.

7. If Gabby is a blogger, he would blog about Bahasa Cina, Bahasa Melayu, English language, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Pendidikan Moral, bla bla bla....

and finally, i blog about...



Tuesday, December 8, 2009

SPM IS OVER!!!!

WOOOOOOHHHHHH, my SPM examination is officially over! Which means...

11 years of public school is over and life must go on.

Let me do a check list of major things i've done in school so far...

1. Form 3...

Got into discipline case where i stole 1 512mb RAM from the school PC lab.


I didn't actually steal it, i just wanted to try it out on my PC. Sadly, i went to confess to the teacher-in-charge along with Eric. Stupid, am i?

2. Form 4...

Got shouted by my Bio teacher. This is the first time i was humiliated like that. Damn her. To know what happened, read the following conversation...

C*bai teacher(moody, after menstrual maybe) : Finish this and then can go home.
Me : But we still have to...(cuts in)
C*bai teacher( shouts): YOU STILL WANT TO BARGAIN!?

My bio teacher seem to have a grudge on me after that. The other day before she distributed our Mock SPM, she memtioned that our mock questions leaked. Then i got 40/50 for Paper 1, she stared at me like i shouldn't have got 40/50. SHIT.

3. Form 5...

Got shouted at for the second time. This time, i can blame Dickson. Coz he whispered to me and Mdm Chong Li San caught him. She shouted " DICKSON! JIMMY!". I makes me laugh now.

4. Also in Form 4 and Form 5, you'll start asking "how many passes you got ah?" instead of "how many A you got ah?" like those days in Form 1, 2 and 3.

So, i kinda screwed my Form 4 and Form 5 life. I re-made friends from my primary school and i also made new friend which are foreign to me before although we were school mates form a long time.

For the pass two years, i made new hobbies, namely breakdancing,
photography,


A sample of my work that i wanted to compose into a HDR image. The HDR is 20.1MB. therefore i cant upload it. Sorry.

body building
and music making


...

I also quit my long time hobbies with fish keeping, aquaculture and aquascaping. Maybe i'll re-venture into fish breeding and wild bettas.

Lets just hope that my life after SPM will be much better than before!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

STALKER GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

That is one lesson i learned.

Boys, don't be a cam-whore ( link), or else you'll be stalked by a psycho.

Those who read my sis's blog, you may have been to these posts Link 1 and Link 2.

Check it out before you read further.

By the way, it's about this stalker who was, is , and will be stalking me. Damn it's hard to explain, so just go read the freakin' post.

Here's another prove that I not just paranoid...

Remember i installed feedjit at the lower bottom part of my blog?


Its purpose is to inform me how people are linked to my blog.


Few days ago, i was checking it out. Then i found this.


May be it's kinda blur, you can click THIS LINK to see it clearly...

someone actually googled "jimmy ratan"!!!

WTF!!!!!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Lai lai lai, come earn money without spending energy!!

Mari mari mari...
Come earn some money like i did. I've earned USD8, which is RM27.20 ringgit!!
Imagine how many glasses of Teh C Peng i can buy for you!!

To earn up to USD100,
1. Click on "Paypal WishList" shown below
2. Submit your email to the top left of the page.
3. Promote and share your wishlist and lastly...
4. EARN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!

Here's how you can earn USD 100, by just making an account and doing crappy stuff.

Click to find out more!


LINK TO EARN MONEY LIKE A DRUG LORD.


Why get your hands dirty with drug?

Earn easier by doing what i tell you!

Few more steps then you'll be driving a Lampa-ghini!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Lai lai lai, come earn money without spending energy!!

Mari mari mari...
Come earn some money like i did. I've earned USD8, which is RM27.20 ringgit!!
Imagine how many glasses of Teh C Peng i can buy for you!!

To earn up to USD100,
1. Click on "Paypal WishList" shown below
2. Submit your email to the top left of the page.
3. Promote and share your wishlist and lastly...
4. EARN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!

Here's how you can earn USD 100, by just making an account and doing crappy stuff.

Click to find out more!


LINK TO EARN MONEY LIKE A DRUG LORD.


Why get your hands dirty with drug?

Earn easier by doing what i tell you!

Few more steps then you'll be driving a Lampa-ghini!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pre-SPM post

This is my last post before SPM begins.

Therefore, i officially announce that..


my journey for my Canon EOS 500D sponsorship starts tomorrow.
Right now in front of the computer, i wonder if all those promises i made to myself is logical and possible to be fulfilled. Oh Lord, give me strength to fight my under-estimation.

What if I don't make it? What if I can't give my dad 10As?

Nevermind that, what is important is,

I WILL GIVE MY BEST TOMORROW.